Squirrel Camp This weekend

The annual Tree Rat Eradication Program starts this weekend at the famous Christmas Place. Dad has already scoped out his spot on the edge of the North Cornfield where a gigantic pecan tree is just dripping with ripe pecans. I imagine he will have the limit by 8 AM. and then squirrel and dumplings Saturday night for everyone. Should be a fun hunt this year as the damn squirrels are about to take over the place. PS- Everyone one needs to bring a few buckshot or slugs for their shotgun in case a wild hog wanders by.